Eye guess this is in bad taste then
When both eyes belonged to the guard,he didn't see anything.
Eye think I see where this is going!. Your guy needs a dermatologist.
Thank god it's not a brown eye!!!
Now that we see Eye to Eye lets move on ---
"He who hesitates is lost - is not only lost but miles from the next exit"
EYE will if everyone else does!
This may simply be a glass eye with no real documentation, provenance
or photos of it's original owner, or of it ever having 'seen' WWII !
'Buy the item NOT the story'.
In this case I would suggest it is all story...........!
Gives new meaning to the old phrase " I'll be keeping an eye out for you. "
"Eye'll have to see about that."
The line from the old WWII song "Eye'll be seeing you."
Next time you have to get a prostate exam stick it in your butt and tell the Doc you are keeping an eye on him just in case.
Last edited by SteveR; 01-03-2011 at 05:29 PM.
LOL SteveR you are a sick man. I just spit my drink all over the place from laughing. LOL