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    A couple of sayings from "my" house, (bearing in mind that she who must be obeyed is currently sitting next to me!)

    My late mother's favourite used to be: "Whats his is ours and what's mine is my own!"
    The wife tends to occasionally remind me that I am head of the house in name only!

    But my favourite is: "The male is the superior of the two sexes because the male has got the sense to let the female think that she is!" (As he swiftly dons helmet and body armour and dives back out to work!!)

    Regards etc
    Ian D

    AKA: Jimpy
    Last edited by jimpy; 10-26-2012 at 12:50 PM. Reason: Grammar/spelling

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    Quote by Woolgar View Post
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

    Nick
    Good one!

    I hope no wife or GF sees this thread or we are all doomed......., doomed, I tell you!!

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    You want advice? Don't get married. I remember with fond memories the single days. Going where I want exactly when i want to go, doing what I want when I want, spending as much as I want on whatever I want. I have told my wife time and time again that I won't change, and men in general wont change. We know what we want and that's that. She doesn't have to like it, but she will need to accept it.

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    Quote by Scout View Post
    Good one!

    I hope no wife or GF sees this thread or we are all doomed......., doomed, I tell you!!

    My wife was sitting next to me when I typed my response above at #11.........I know it's right what I put down, she told me it was


    Regards etc
    Ian D

    AKA: Jimpy

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    Quote by helmetone View Post
    You want advice? Don't get married. I remember with fond memories the single days. Going where I want exactly when i want to go, doing what I want when I want, spending as much as I want on whatever I want. I have told my wife time and time again that I won't change, and men in general wont change. We know what we want and that's that. She doesn't have to like it, but she will need to accept it.
    If i were sterilized i bet i could live alone, but i must admit i like the selfcleaning clothes, selfmaking dinners, and the selfcleaning house...

    (Im stonedead if she ever reads this )
    Collect ROA, Cossack, Schuma and other WW2 Volunteer militaria.

    "Be Humble and kind, for you may find that it was Odin you entertained"

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    Quote by TrondK View Post
    If i were sterilized i bet i could live alone, but i must admit i like the selfcleaning clothes, selfmaking dinners, and the selfcleaning house...

    (Im stonedead if she ever reads this )
    True true! But it would be much easier to have large boxes with helmets delivered directly to me and not my buddy.

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    Speaking of wiwes and GFs looking over our respective shoulders - I saw this on another forum (I would of course never write thus):
    "So I need some advice, I have a four inch body lift on my truck and two days ago, my truck started to shake, once I went faster than 70. I think, its my suspension or my tires are unbalanced and since the girls are no longer paying attention to this post, does anybody know of any good free porn sites?!"

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    My contribution to this thread.....
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    Here`s an0ther one.....http://jbreck.com/itsshardtokiss.html
    JEDEM DAS SEINE

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    Quote by maximus71 View Post
    I have some more advice.........never tell your wife how much you REALLY paid for that helmet!
    You are wise beyond your years sir.

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