A couple of sayings from "my" house, (bearing in mind that she who must be obeyed is currently sitting next to me!)
My late mother's favourite used to be: "Whats his is ours and what's mine is my own!"
The wife tends to occasionally remind me that I am head of the house in name only!
But my favourite is: "The male is the superior of the two sexes because the male has got the sense to let the female think that she is!" (As he swiftly dons helmet and body armour and dives back out to work!!)