In the spirit of International Friendship and Cooperation, in the event of such a catastrophic bill actually being passed in the UK, please let me be the first to offer myself as a repository for any and all freshly declared illegal Third Reich memorabilia and relics. I especially appeal to those advanced collectors who would be thus forced to turn in their rare and treasured collections for government destruction, to put aside all thoughts of monetary gain and to send me their collections in their entirety to be thusly saved. I can absolutely assure these collectors that their rare and unique relics and memorabilia will be respectfully treated and protected here in the United States of America. Thank you!
P.S. Please email me for my shipping address...(postage to be paid in full by the Sender, naturally...)