Yes, you read it correctly. Poor old DaveJB has had a major computer malfunction. His trusty Pentium 1 laptop with 512k RAM a 40Mb hard drive and 128k graphics card has finally given up the ghost. He will be offline for a few days until he either;
a. Gets a new hamster for his old laptop
b. Gets a new laptop, (his budget is £12.50)
c. Gives up on buying anything and just goes down the local internet cafe once a week
Whatever he chooses, it is PARTY TIME as he is certainly not around for a few days.
The normal battle between him and Big Ned to see who can post the funniest/first comment to a new thread will have to go on hold.
The floor is yours Big Ned !