Happy birthday for last Saturday matey! I had convinced myself it was this Saturday (today) instead.... what a plank. Anyway mate I hope you had a blast and you have managed to sneak yourself a few bits of old tat that we love so much
Your stripper is waiting for you outside work. You're welcome bro. She ate your cake, and I don't know why she has a urine sample. Still, at $5 you really can't argue with the value.