Got this email below about 30 mins ago from Jo Rivett has anyone had one aswell?. I failed to find the humor in it and found it slightly offensive really. What is his problem?. Seeing i lost my faith in humanity recently this only adds to the reason why i have.
Hi one `n all.
Just a quick reminder about the fantastic % discounts % available. THERE ARE NONE, have never been any, and will never be any. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! (But please share, I too like a good puff now and then)
I have been busy updating the site today and will continue through to the end of next week. (That has sweet FA to do with discounts I know, it still sounds nice and will get people clicking like mad on my site)
Almost every section will have items added to it, including the new BLYAT section. As explained in that section, BLYAT actually means BARGAINS in Russian, and that`s what you will get there.
Apart from that, happy Easter, top of the week to you all, and Blyat!
If you need help in translating this mail, pick up your phone and call someone who gives a flying monkeys cuss, as I certainly do not.
Very odd indeed and not appreciated at least for me anyway. Maybe i have missed something?. If this is a way to drum up business i fail to see who would want to buy after receiving this.