With winter approaching, and the need for a little light entertainment increasing by the day, how about a joke thread?
Keep 'em (relatively) clean, and the only other rule is that they must be military related...
Here is my contribution (an old 'un, but a good 'un)...
TEACHER TO CLASS - "Who has ancestors that were decorated in the war?"
TOMMY RAISES HIS HAND - "Me sir, my grandfather was awarded the VC for saving 200 men."
TEACHER - "Wow! Really? That's fantastic! What did he do Tommy?"
TOMMY - "He shot the cook sir!"