I think you have just given him an idea. I can see the ad before me:
"Super-rare Dicktator-brand Führer-issue condom made by Morell Medical. Picked up by General George S. Patton who initially mistook it for a discarded Weißwurst skin. I have talked to Martin Bormann when visiting him in his Bernsteinzimmer living room on the dark side of the moon and he has assured me that it is 100% genuine. Item is slightly worn. Contains authentic DNA. Clone your own Hitler! Hours of fun! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! Comes with COA. Only 10 gazillion $ a piece, bulk discounts available."