Well you don't want to get your uniform dirty
I wonder if the husband drank the beer
If he did it gives new meaning to "getting on the p---"
At least he didn't wipe his "tallywacker" on the beer bucket
"Beer's a bit warm, Petal" (as he plucks a pubic hair from his teeth)
that is so wrong lmao Gary
When i go out i tell the missus im only having one beer.
(BTW, Not all Aussies drink Fosters it tastes like cats piss )
And talking about Cats Pee,
Heres one of our favourite drops after Fosters