I thought about going there, but 'chickened out' (sorry)
You are more brave than I
Actually Battery Command Post seems very prosaic about it; he will wring its neck if the 'bill' (sorry again, just cant help it!) exceeds 300$
PS
I hope its a bird bird and not a bird in the British sense of the word. If the latter you might get in trouble with the law, if you wring her neck
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