US Sailor humor

**Thanatos** · 03-30-2012, 10:35 PM

by Stickgrenade

'wipes his tally wacker on me petty coat...' priceless

Nick

Priceless

**RH1941** · 03-30-2012, 10:45 PM

Well you don't want to get your uniform dirty

**Thanatos** · 03-30-2012, 10:49 PM

by RH1941

Well you don't want to get your uniform dirty

Exactly

**RH1941** · 03-30-2012, 11:05 PM

I wonder if the husband drank the beer

**Thanatos** · 03-30-2012, 11:11 PM

If he did it gives new meaning to "getting on the p---"

At least he didn't wipe his "tallywacker" on the beer bucket

**RH1941** · 03-30-2012, 11:31 PM

LOL

**greimers** · 03-30-2012, 11:46 PM

"Beer's a bit warm, Petal" (as he plucks a pubic hair from his teeth)

**RH1941** · 03-30-2012, 11:55 PM

that is so wrong lmao Gary

**aussie mick** · 03-31-2012, 06:04 AM

When i go out i tell the missus im only having one beer.
(BTW, Not all Aussies drink Fosters it tastes like cats piss

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Cheers Mick

**aussie mick** · 03-31-2012, 06:22 AM

And talking about Cats Pee,
Heres one of our favourite drops after Fosters

Article about: I picked this SP arm band and navy book up the other dayand as I was looking in the book the papers fell out . My wife got a kick out of the do you know an American sailor poam.