Try the old 'Why don't you go visit your mother for a weekend?' trick. Works for me quite nicely
Oh yeah, until your mother rings and asks your wife to speak with you, then the doghouse looks very inviting instead of a quick kick in the gonads, DONT DO IT HARRY , HE'S LEADING YOU
ASTRAY
forget all that , my eyes are getting worse , another visit to specsavers methinks
All except the leading astray bit thats true!!!!
Last edited by davejb; 02-23-2012 at 06:58 PM. Reason: gobbledegook
One brick short of a hod. Totally hatstand. AND he can't even spell ASH TRAY !
lol 2 u all
Used that one to death now, currently on the "you really don't see enough of your sister these days". Other problem with that is that the in-laws live about 500 yards from the field where the B-17 came down. So a good incentive to see the outlaws - even it is only for 5 minutes while I dump my bag and head out for a "walk"
Last edited by harry211; 02-23-2012 at 10:57 PM.
Of course you could try the 'How would you like to go shopping in London for the weekend? I think it's time you got a load of new clothes' or, along similar lines, 'I've booked you a weekend at the Spa for being such a fantastic wife. 3 days, 2 nights of total pampering !'.
Of course both have inherent cost implications but what the heck ! At least you can go digging I've used both
Nice Garand clip And what on earth is that bit of German gasmask doing there !!!
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