Economics

[don_kihotis7]

Hey guys i found this nice joke and wanted to share with you
Economics are widely discussed since 2008 due to the financial crisis so this would be of your interest.

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk
away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to

produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION

You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds,
hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and
packing sheds.

You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want
three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it
worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows,

but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive...

[LeonardoL]

CROATIAN CORPORATION

They cant do anything (not even you) with your cows because you didnt have them at the first place lol lol

[Adam M]

Nice way of explaining it

[Woolgar]

Clever

Nick

[DougB]

Canadian Corporation

You have 2 cows. You sell the milk and make $200. After tax your left with $120. You pay the accountant $20 to tell you this. You pay the health care, old age and unemployment premiums for yourself, $30. You pay the cow and barn insurance. $20. You pay the milk producer fees. $15. You pay the environmental surcharge, $5. Your now broke, vote in the same idiots who put in the taxes, fees, premiums and surcharges in the first place, but you don't care so long as the hockey game is on.

[sandgroper]

I'll keep the Aussie version, who's up for a beer?

[don_kihotis7]

Canadian Corporation

You have 2 cows. You sell the milk and make $200. After tax your left with $120. You pay the accountant $20 to tell you this. You pay the health care, old age and unemployment premiums for yourself, $30. You pay the cow and barn insurance. $20. You pay the milk producer fees. $15. You pay the environmental surcharge, $5. Your now broke, vote in the same idiots who put in the taxes, fees, premiums and surcharges in the first place, but you don't care so long as the hockey game is on.

Lol

[Danmark]

I'll keep the Aussie version, who's up for a beer?

The only thing wrong is that an Aussie doesn't need anything special to crack a tinnie or two ...... or three .......or four .....or.......

[sandgroper]

A couple of cows is a great reason, once they stop laying you can have a barbie!