Here's another to add to your postcard collection
Here's another to add to your postcard collection
why do the french grow trees on the champs elysee[hope thats right] ANSWER.so the germans can march in the shade.
A young man sits outside his home and does nothing when an old man walks by.
The old man says : when I was in your age I did travel to Paris with my friends and we went to a bar, drank Champagne for free , pissed on the bartender , f*cked all the women and then we smashed the place.
The young man shines up and says : Thanks old man that is something I´ll have to try also!
Two weeks later the old man walks past the same building and their sits the young man with bandages all over his head and a crutch in his left arm. And the old man asked him: What the h*ll have happened to you? The young boy: I did what you said but I only came to the pissing part when the security guards came and
beat me up really bad so I ended up at the hospital and the jail. How the h*ll did you manage to get away with that when you where young???!
The old man: I was in the SS.....
SS Bra's ... "Real Or Fake" ??
Osprey are starting to run out of ideas me thinks !!
Gary J.
Here is a good joke, Why did the spartan cross the road? Because he heard someone coughing on the other side. Raul
Here is a another joke. The Chinese chef said to the other chef “if it barks, it’s undercooked”. Raul
I have a couple of Brezhnev jokes.
Brezhnev is prepared for surgery.
Assistant: Another heart attack?
Doctor: No, a chest expansion.
Assistant: Uh... Why so?
Doctor: He is awarding himself another Gold Star.
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Brezhnev attends the 1980 Moscow Olympics. He receives a crowd, and reads his speech.
Brezhnev: Oh!
The crowd applauds.
Brezhnev: Oh!
They applaud again.
Brezhnev, about to read again, is stopped by a supervisor.
Super: Leonid Ilych... That is the Olympic Logo, you don't need to real them all out.
THIS SITE is hilarious! corny jokes make us laugh a lot. I think that simple is as simple does! all aside it is a rely great site. keep em coming.
Hello, here is a joke of the Soviet era.
Assistant: Brezhnev the stamp with your face doesn’t stick well
Brezhnev: takes stamp and spits on the back.„see it sticks!”
Assistant: yes it sticks. But only problem the people spit on the front.
Raul
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