Prize for the best caption!!

[Masonk]

'Friedrich regretted having a double serving of beans that day as his commanders walked behind him...'

[ObKrieger]

On this season of Das Reichsbachelor.... which one will der fuehrer pick?!?!

[ObKrieger]

After hearing that the Red Army had been training and using women as combat snipers, Hitler went mad and commissioned 1,000 non-mutterkreuz holders to be fomred into an all-women's tank regiment... He named the unit the 27. SS-Panzer Div. "Frauenkampf" to attract fresh recruits.

[Masonk]

'Here we have a never seen before photo of the Beatles entering a concert venue in Germany during their Sgt. Pepper's Tour'

[operaman]

Can anyone here cook?

[Steve T]

First go.......

The judging contest for 'Miss SS 1939' was going well until one of the judges was distracted by Himmler pulling a moon on the stage.


Second one......

Heinrich daren't turned round. He's sure the girl directly behind him was the one he told 'Of course I'll respect you in the morning' and then ignored for the past 2 weeks ! He could feel her eyes drilling into the back of his head !



Steve T

[Walkwolf]

"This 'Lebensborn' project was a good idea....................Where would you like to start ? "

[Steve T]

Sorry. Just had another thought. Rather rude though.

Officer walking along the line.... 'No no NO ! I said I needed someone to give me a good TANK!'

[Walkwolf]

Sorry. Just had another thought. Rather rude though.

Officer walking along the line.... 'No no NO ! I said I needed someone to give me a good TANK!'

Ha - HA !!!!!!!! Good one, Steve !

[davejb]

If i have to look at one more of Otto Skorzenis new disguises ill go barmy