Russian maxim price?

[banksy]

Well almost every one is happy me mother is least impressed and when she see's just how big it is she hit the roof !

[m3bobby]

Tell her the same as I tell my wife,

'When the Zombies come, I'll be the one thats laughing last' or
'Come the next revolution, I'm starting my own army'

[banksy]

@m3bobby lol I told her this she says typical man ! Then I suggested it clould be the centre point of the new kitchen ! She was least impressed !