German WW2 jokes

**Larboard** · 11-19-2015, 03:51 AM

George Carlin Hitler song

Not work safe or suitable around children!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCG3YE8uhes

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**GoodOldGermany** · 11-19-2015, 03:57 AM

by Larboard

George Carlin and Hitler

Its hard to concentrate on the subtitle, if you understand the German language of Hitler.

**AZPhil** · 11-19-2015, 03:58 AM

Here is one I made up just for this occasion.
Why did Hitler kill himself??????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????

You would too if you were stuck in a Bunker listening to these jokes!!!!!!

Ba Da Bum!!!!!!!

Semper Fi
Phil

**Larboard** · 11-19-2015, 04:00 AM

I changed it to another one, that one was maybe too much for this forum

**Larboard** · 11-19-2015, 04:08 AM

Don't blame me for this one, and it is supposed to be a period era joke

Hitler was infuriated by the anti-Nazi jokes that were popular in Germany as soon as he came to power. He issued an order to the Gestapo:

"Find out who's responsible and bring him to me!"

So a Jewish comedian, Y ossel von Goldbloom, was dragged into the Fuhrer's presence.

Hitler roared: "Did you invent the one about me
and the ***?"

"Yes," admitted Goldbloom.

"What about the one about me and the swine?" "Yes, me too," nodded Goldbloom.

"And the one that says the day I die will be a Jewish holiday?"

"That too, I'm afraid," confessed Goldbloom.

"You pig of a Jew!" screamed Hitler.

"Don't you realise I'm the Fuhrer of the Third Reich - a great empire that will last a thousand years?"

"Ha! Ha!" shrieked Goldbloom, falling all over the place, "that's wonderful! But you can't blame me for that one - I never heard it before!"

**GoodOldGermany** · 11-19-2015, 04:12 AM

Yes the Americans, our liberators dont like my jokes.

Why did Johnson start the Vietnam War?
He wanted to defeat the big red danger, which ran with sandals through the jungle.

Why did Bush start the Gulf war?
He wanted to free the oil...I mean the Iraqis.

Why did Obama spy on Angela Merkel´s phone?
He wanted to make phone sex with a hot German voice.

Ba Da Bum!!!!!!!

**UK Cousin** · 11-19-2015, 04:25 AM

I found the perfect picture for this thread in my Narvik photo album...

**GoodOldGermany** · 11-19-2015, 04:33 AM

by UK Cousin

I found the perfect picture for this thread in my Narvik photo album...

Are that Britains? I know, that they like to drink too much, especially on holidays. And then they sleep under the sun on the beach and enter the hotel with a red skin in the afternoon.