I decided to give the fork a try, since there seems to be a lot of interest in that subject. Upon picking it up, I was compelled to invade the fridge. At first things seemed to be going well, I grabbed for the kiełbasa, and felt emboldened enough to pair that with mimolette and apples, and a fine Pinot Grigio. I felt as though I had really accomplished something with the use of my fork, as if nothing could stop my culinary hunger.
It seemed inevitable what came next, and how could I lose honestly when you consider what I had already done? I shifted my attentions to the freezer and the шоколадное мороженое с орехами (chocolate ice-cream with nuts). With lightning speed, I tore open the container and spooned out the chocolate goodness and dashed it with nuts. And then, with my trusty fork (there was no time for a spoon if I was to finish this before it melted), I began to eat as much of it as I could. Alas! Everything began to turn on me as I felt a sharp pain growing in my head. I had nearly eaten the whole bowl, when the dreaded brain-freeze struck. I had to slow down and try to wait this frigid affliction out.
I would redouble my efforts to finish a moment later, but I discovered all had already turned against me. The brain-freeze allowed too much time to pass, and my culinary conquests had yielded a terrible stomach ache. I had no choice but to retreat back to the bathroom and wait it out in hopes that the pain would subside before the vomiting began. There, on my knees, I made my last stand, fork still clutched at my side. And then, came the end. With a loud sound, the hurling began, and all that I had accomplished was lost. Eventually, I ended up laid out on the floor, and I felt the fork fall from my hand making a ringing sound as it struck the tile where it still lays, never to be taken up again.
"Only a real risk tests the reality of a belief." - C.S. Lewis
02-08-2016 06:04 AM
Very, Very Brave, still too scared to test mine now I have a report on the later model
I have a couple of egg cups Kriegsmarine but never tested the yet.