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German WW2 jokes

Article about: Hello, I wanna present some German WW2 black humour jokes, created by Harald Schmidt, a popular German TV comedian. I think in the times of terror you need something to laugh and get other t

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    George Carlin Hitler song

    Not work safe or suitable around children!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCG3YE8uhes

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    Quote by Larboard View Post
    George Carlin and Hitler
    Its hard to concentrate on the subtitle, if you understand the German language of Hitler.

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    Here is one I made up just for this occasion.
    Why did Hitler kill himself??????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????

    You would too if you were stuck in a Bunker listening to these jokes!!!!!!
    Ba Da Bum!!!!!!!

    Semper Fi
    Phil

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    I changed it to another one, that one was maybe too much for this forum

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    Don't blame me for this one, and it is supposed to be a period era joke

    Hitler was infuriated by the anti-Nazi jokes that were popular in Germany as soon as he came to power. He issued an order to the Gestapo:

    "Find out who's responsible and bring him to me!"

    So a Jewish comedian, Y ossel von Goldbloom, was dragged into the Fuhrer's presence.

    Hitler roared: "Did you invent the one about me
    and the ***?"

    "Yes," admitted Goldbloom.

    "What about the one about me and the swine?" "Yes, me too," nodded Goldbloom.

    "And the one that says the day I die will be a Jewish holiday?"

    "That too, I'm afraid," confessed Goldbloom.

    "You pig of a Jew!" screamed Hitler.

    "Don't you realise I'm the Fuhrer of the Third Reich - a great empire that will last a thousand years?"

    "Ha! Ha!" shrieked Goldbloom, falling all over the place, "that's wonderful! But you can't blame me for that one - I never heard it before!"

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    Yes the Americans, our liberators dont like my jokes.

    Why did Johnson start the Vietnam War?
    He wanted to defeat the big red danger, which ran with sandals through the jungle.

    Why did Bush start the Gulf war?
    He wanted to free the oil...I mean the Iraqis.

    Why did Obama spy on Angela Merkelīs phone?
    He wanted to make phone sex with a hot German voice.

    Ba Da Bum!!!!!!!

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    I found the perfect picture for this thread in my Narvik photo album...

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    We have met the enemy and have learned nothing more about him. I have, however, learned some things about myself. There are things men can do to one another that are sobering to the soul. It is one thing to reconcile these things with God, but another to square it with yourself. - Robert Leckie

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    Quote by UK Cousin View Post
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    Are that Britains? I know, that they like to drink too much, especially on holidays. And then they sleep under the sun on the beach and enter the hotel with a red skin in the afternoon.

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    Dont think so..those are "coffee" cups in the photo..
    We have met the enemy and have learned nothing more about him. I have, however, learned some things about myself. There are things men can do to one another that are sobering to the soul. It is one thing to reconcile these things with God, but another to square it with yourself. - Robert Leckie

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    I get like this when I drink good espresso












    Und Schnapps!

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