LIFE'S LOSERS NEVER LEARN FROM THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS.
I've always been fond of saying "Dear, your lightest touch commands obedience."
"Only a real risk tests the reality of a belief." - C.S. Lewis
But all joking aside, couldn't have picked a better wife. We couldn't live without them and they have similar complaints about us!!!
My greatest fear is that one day I will die and my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them
"Don't tell me these are investments if you never intend to sell anything" (Quote: Wife)
Okay, okay !! How do I put the lid back on this can-o-worms that I opened??